Grieving

Tonight’s menu:

Entrée
Fettucine Nostalgia
Bite-size photographs of the
near and dear lovingly arrayed on
a bed of three-colour vegetable fettucine

Main
Haemorrhage Lane
Laugh so hard you’ll fear for the
integrity of your blood vessels in
this collection of tales best told at a wake,
served with more than a modicum of alcohol

All-In-One
A garden salad containing all conceivable
vegetables and dressings in one bowl,
reminiscent of every single salad you’ve ever had
– and a few you haven’t.

Dessert
Griever’s Paradox
A bittersweet deep dark chocolate concoction,
distilling the saddest and sweetest
features in the one dish –
deep despair as it leaves your tongue
with wild joy as the next mouthful begins

The Desperate Food Thieves Catering Company
“Where your food is really ours”

Patrons are advised that we at the Desperate Food Thieves Catering Company have no advice to offer at this juncture. We wish patrons well at this time.