Tonight's menu:
Entrée
Fricaseed Shoe Leather Escallops
with a side of sour hand cream and
drizzled with only the finest intestinal broth cultures.
Main
Sixteen Stolen Chicken Breasts
served with industrial carpet salad.
Vegetarian Tissue Culture
containing only the finest viruses
this side of your respiratory tract.
Dessert
Mouse au Chocolat
using rodents caught on site.
Crème Cockroachee
a crunchy vanilla delight.
The Desperate Food Thieves Catering Company
“Where your food is really ours”.
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