Still it continues...

Tonight’s menu:

Entrée
Lost oysters
Char grilled on a stolen car engine with a
five finger discount jus.

Main
Lobster Thievedore
Shoplifted lobster pieces in a delicate
Bearnaise sauce.

Siezer Salad
A light salad of confiscated lettuce, impounded parmesan cheese
and sequestered bacon pieces in a subtle dressing of
pureed stolen hubcaps.

Dessert
Forbidden fruit brulee
A caramelised vanilla brulee, detailed with the
least squashed fruits fallen from the back of a truck.

Stolen Moments Mousse
A tantalising chocolate mousse made from the remains
of chocolate bars stolen from charity boxes in tea rooms.

The Desperate Food Thieves Catering Company Pty. Ltd.
“Where your food is really ours”.

All items served in easily concealed containers for easy transport should patrons wish to flee without paying. Patrons wishing to abscond with other patrons’ meals may wish to use our diversion service in order to distract attention from their theft. We at the Desperate Food Thieves Catering Company do realise that our dining room will eventually be populated by nothing but thieves, but we do believe that “the customer is always right”, even when he or she is so morally bereft as to steal another’s food.