Memory Aids

Tonight’s menu:

Entrée
Tire(con)sommé
A revisit to that fatigued aged legume
of the thorax – pumpkin soup,
with a swirl of sour hand cream.

Main
Returning Rosemary’s Baby
Veal cutlets and lamb’s fry braised in
ground sepia photographs (circa 1842),
served with de-twigged rosemary
(recommended as a memory aid by
nine out of ten fridge kickers).

Mnemonic Malapropism
A musing of chilli seeds layered over a
lettuce mousse, drizzled with the finest pureed
collection of ridiculously spelled
and mangled misuses of literature culled from
our archives.

Dessert
Remorse Less Return
A revamped and redressed spectacle
of that favourite, “Crème Cockroachee”;
oven crisped crunch with a splatter of
raspberry coulis for that
just-squashed look.

The Desperate Food Thieves Catering Company Pty. Ltd.
“Where your food is really ours”.

Patrons are advised that menus will continue to be created until food theft by the gluttonous and just plain mean is stamped out for all time. The staff of all divisions of the Desperate Food Thieves Catering Company wish to thank all of our patrons for their support since our inception in 1437. Throughout our long and fabulously obscure history we have been fortunate to receive innumerable boons to our continued enthusiasm; although these boons have occasionally been in the form of rotting fruit, we nevertheless hope to continue our work with the same zeal as shown thus far. We are gloriously anticipating our first annual zoo visit, where we hope to elicit a cheer.